Halloween Tombstone Quotes For Laughs

Here are some funny tombstone quotes to laugh and think about!

Bonnie Parker (Bonnie and Clyde): “As the flowers are all made sweeter by the sunshine and the dew, so this old world is made brighter by the lives of folks like you.”

Tombstone Arizona: “Here lies Lester Moore; Four slugs from a .44; No Les No More.

Pennsylvania Tombstone, US: “Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake. Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.”

England Tombstone: “The children of Israel wanted bread and the Lord sent them manna. Old Clerk Wallace wanted a wife…and the Devil sent him Anna.”

Massachusetts Tombstone: “Under the sod and under the trees, lies the body of Jonathan Pease. He is not here, there’s only the pod. Pease shelled out and went to God.”

Dentists’ Tombstone: “John Brown is filling his last cavity.”

Here are some more!


Sir John Strange
    Here lies an honest lawyer,
    And that is Strange.

Born 1903 - Died 1942
    Looked up the elevator shaft to see if
    the car was on the way down.
    It was.

Here lies Ann Mann,
    Who lived an old maid
    But died an old Mann.
    Dec. 8, 1767

Here lies an Atheist
    All dressed up
    And no place to go.

She always said her feet were killing her
    but nobody believed her.

Halloween Riddles for Everyone

Halloween is such a fun time of the year. Here are just a few riddles I’ve come across that I would like to share. Sure they are groaners, but your kids will love them J

How do bats learn to fly?

Answer: They take batting lessons.

What do lady ghosts put on their skin?

Answer: Vanishing lotion

How do you make a witch stew?

Answer: Make her wait!

What do Ghost’s wear when their eye sight is failing?

Answer: Spookicles

Why do skeletons always catch a cold?

Answer: the get chilled to the bone.

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Answer: Necktarines

What did Dr. Spook give the witch who had a sore throat?

Answer: Coffin Drops

If you worked in a mortuary, what would you call your free time?

Answer: Coffin Break

What do you get when you cross a witch with an iceberg?

Answer: A cold spell

What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
Answer: The trombone.

Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
Answer: His ghoul friend

What is the problem with two twin witches?
Answer: You never know which witch is which!

How do phantoms travel?
Answer Ghost to ghost.

What do you call candy corn?
Answer: Pumpkin poop!

What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?
Answer A pumpkin patch.

Plan Your Halloween Party and Decor

Halloween parties have slowly grown to be one of the most popular parties in the United States these days. No longer limited to kids school parties, even us grownups have enjoyed dressing up and having fun in costume. Today, the holiday known as Halloween is one of the biggest days for parties. If you're thinking about planning a Halloween party this year, there are several things you can do to make sure it's the spookiest and the most fun party possible. First and foremost, you want to make sure you create a sense of ambiance in your home that captures the Halloween spirit. Decorate the house with fake cobwebs, spooky gravestones in the yard, and top it all off with some creepy music or sound effects. This will guarantee that your house changes into a spooky place, making it the perfect setting for the Halloween party.

When planning a party, you can't forget the food! There are some wonderfully scary recipes available to give an ordinary party snack a new scary twist. Look for some recipes for "blood red punch" and other great ideas such as bat shaped cookies. All of these things really add to the effect. Keep in mind that lighting is very important, particularly when it comes to Halloween. Try to keep the lights dim, and use some cool orange colored string lights, or even black lights to give the house a creepy glow. Candles are great, too, but be sure they are placed somewhere safe and away from areas where children or pets can accidentally knock them down. Of course, we can't forget pumpkins! Carve some faces into jack-o-lanterns and place them on the porch and in your home.

After you've prepared the decorations and drummed up some spooky snacks, you'll want to come up with a theme for the party. You can make it a 70s or 80s theme, a witches and wizards theme, a retro television show theme, or just about any other theme you wish. Or, you can just make the Halloween party a "come as you are" theme, and be surprised at all of the wonderful costume ideas people come up with. Play scary movies on your TV set in the background for added ambience. Dry ice is another great idea that gives the house a foggy feeling. Simply place the dry ice in a large cooler somewhere out of the way, and fill it with water. The dry ice has a reaction similar to rolling fog and really makes everything that much scarier. With a little planning you can have an excellent Halloween party that everyone will remember for a long time.

The days of Halloween parties just being for kids are over. Even us big (adult kids) want to have fun and party in original Halloween costumes!

Need a Last Minute Halloween Costume? Do This!

Isn’t this the dreaded conversation with your young child: Mommy I need a Halloween costume for tomorrows party. Well after the initial panic, there are some steps you can take to make it all work out in the end. After you collect yourself, you can do the following to help have that last minute costume ready.

Here are some things you can do fairly quickly to create a cool costume without spending too much time or money. First, remember that the mask makes the costume. You can print out masks online and color them in, then cut them out and attach them with string or a rubber band. Don't forget to cut out the eye and nose holes! Or, you can opt to make a mask out of a paper bag. The process is easy, and once the mask is decorated it can look really creative. Be sure you have a snug fit that won't fall off and it allows for plenty of room for vision and breathing.

The next step is to focus on the actual costume itself. Remember that most clothing can be implemented into a costume of some sort. For example, all brown clothing can help to create the look of a bear. A white sheet is one of the most versatile things you can use for a costume. It can create a Greek mythological character, a ghost, or a medieval warrior. Depending on how the sheet is cut and placed on the body, it is a very versatile ally when it comes to the last minute Halloween costume. If you don't have a sheet to spare, towels and pillowcases work just as well. Think of some other items you might have lying around the house that you can use like scarves, nylon pantyhose, or other clothing that would make a

Decorating the costume with various colorful craft related items will also add a lot of interest, and give it some uniqueness. Use glitter, sequins, rhinestones, felt, feathers, markers, and anything else you can think of to add an extra dimension to the costume. With a little bit of brainstorming and some creativity, you can make a Halloween costume for your kids (and for you, too) at the last minute. It will also be something that no one else will have since you made it yourself. Since Halloween is only once a year, it makes sense to create something with your own two hands than to spend tons of money on a commercial made costume that you'll only wear once.

So as you can see, there is no need to panic. A little creativity and the problem is solved and your child will have a great time with their snazzy new Halloween costume.