Bonnie Parker (Bonnie and Clyde): “As the flowers are all made sweeter by the sunshine and the dew, so this old world is made brighter by the lives of folks like you.”
Tombstone Arizona: “Here lies Lester Moore; Four slugs from a .44; No Les No More.
Pennsylvania Tombstone, US: “Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake. Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.”
England Tombstone: “The children of Israel wanted bread and the Lord sent them manna. Old Clerk Wallace wanted a wife…and the Devil sent him Anna.”
Massachusetts Tombstone: “Under the sod and under the trees, lies the body of Jonathan Pease. He is not here, there’s only the pod. Pease shelled out and went to God.”
Dentists’ Tombstone: “John Brown is filling his last cavity.”
Here are some more!
Sir John Strange
Here lies an honest lawyer,
And that is Strange.
Born 1903 - Died 1942
Looked up the elevator shaft to see if
the car was on the way down.
It was.
Here lies Ann Mann,
Who lived an old maid
But died an old Mann.
Dec. 8, 1767
Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up
And no place to go.
She always said her feet were killing her
but nobody believed her.
