Halloween is such a fun time of the year. Here are just a
few riddles I’ve come across that I would like to share. Sure they are
groaners, but your kids will love them J
How do bats learn to fly?
Answer: They take batting lessons.
What do lady ghosts put on their skin?
Answer: Vanishing lotion
How do you make a witch stew?
Answer: Make her wait!
What do Ghost’s wear when their eye sight is failing?
Answer: Spookicles
Why do skeletons always catch a cold?
Answer: the get chilled to the bone.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Answer: Necktarines
What did Dr. Spook give the witch who had a sore throat?
Answer: Coffin Drops
If you worked in a mortuary, what would you call your free
time?
Answer: Coffin Break
What do you get when you cross a witch with an iceberg?
Answer: A cold spell
What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
Answer: The trombone.
Answer: The trombone.
Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
Answer: His ghoul friend
Answer: His ghoul friend
What is the problem with two twin witches?
Answer: You never know which witch is which!
Answer: You never know which witch is which!
How do phantoms travel?
Answer Ghost to ghost.
Answer Ghost to ghost.
What do you call candy corn?
Answer: Pumpkin poop!
Answer: Pumpkin poop!
What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?
Answer A pumpkin patch.
Answer A pumpkin patch.
